Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Nash

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."- Anonymous

"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."- Henny Youngman

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."- Rodney Dangerfield

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."- Milton Berle

"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."- Anonymous

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."- Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

By all means .... MARRIAGE

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."- Socrates

Love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste." - David Bissonette

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."- Sacha Guitry

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."- Hemant Joshi

"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."- Dumas

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? " - Sigmund Freud

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me" - Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."- Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."- Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."- James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." -
Patrick Murray

Healthy benefits of WALKING

The best thing about walking is that it doesn't require a doctor's prescription, has no side effects and it has several healthy benefits. Walking can be extremely fulfilling as an exercise and at the same time, we can have fun with our friends and pets.

Walking is extremely beneficial in many ways. Not only does it help in burning the extra calories, it reduces the risk of many health diseases and it makes us work better, feel better and sleep better. Some of the ways that walking can be helpful are as follows:

Help in burning extra fat

Controlling the blood pressure

Reduce the risk of heart attacks

Reduce the risk of some kind of cancers

Help in avoiding depression

Increase in longevity as we walk

Help in reducing stress

Reducing back pain

Make your muscles, bones and joints strong

Feel more energetic during the day

Feel happier

Sound sleep in the night

Helpful in reducing cholesterol

Helpful in controlling body fat

Treatment of Type Two diabetes

Improved metabolism

So, with walking we are bound to increase our health and freedom from many health problems.

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Healthy Routine

In the morning Yoga -- 20 minutes of aalom vilom (breathing in through one nostril and out the other, alternating nostrils) and 20 minutes of kapaalbhati (a pranayam wherein you exhale with some force, so as to pull the abdomen inwards).

Every evening, jog for half an hour, and then walk for another 20 minutes, covering a distance of around five kilometres.

Gym : It's up to you whether you go for any weight-lifting exercises or just stick to abs ,for about 45 minutes every day.

After dinner each night, go on another 45 to 50 minute walk.

In total, devote nearly three hours each day to weightloss regime.

"I Asked God"

I asked God to take away my pain.
God said, No.
It is not for me to take away,
but for you to give it up.

I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.
God said, No.
His spirit is whole,
his body is only temporary.

I asked God to grant me patience.
God said, No.
Patience is a by-product of tribulations;
it isn't granted, it is learned.

I asked God to give me happiness.
God said, No.
I give you blessings.
Happiness is up to you.

I asked God to spare me pain.
God said, No.
Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings
you closer to me.

I asked God to make my spirit grow.
God said, No.
You must grow on your own,
but I will prune you to make you fruitful.

I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life.
God said, No.
I will give you life,
so that you may enjoy all things.

I ask God to help me love others, as much as He loves me.
God said...Ahhhh, finally you have the idea.

Woman had bullet in head for 64 years

A Chinese grandmother who went to hospital with a headache was found to have had a bullet in her head for 64 years. Jin Guangying, 77, of Shuyang town, Jiangsu province, went to to Shuyang Leniency Hospital for an x-ray.

"We were surprised to learn there was a bullet inside her head," her son, Wang Zhengbang, told the Yangtse Evening Post.

Jin remembers that she was shot in 1943 during the Second World War by the invading Japanese army when she was taking supplies to her guerrilla father.

"I was 13, living along the railways in Xuzhou city. One afternoon in September, my mother asked me to take a meal to my father and his colleagues who were fighting the Japanese," she said.

"I was spotted by the Japanese army. They ran after me and opened fire. A bullet passed through the corner of my right ear. I hit the ground and lost consciousness."

When Jin regained consciousness, she was already back home in bed. Her mother applied herbal medicines to the wound. Amazingly, she recovered after three months.

Jin later learned that the bullet had gone through the arm of a person beside her before hitting her head.

The chief surgeon, who removed the rusty bullet, was amazed it had remained in her head for so long without causing major problems.

"The fact that the bullet lost strength and speed passing through another person, and that the point it struck is not vital, may explain her survival," he said.

Feng Shui Principles

There should be no shoes or slippers lying around outside the main door of the house. Allow that space at the main door to be free and clear. The chi (energy) rides with the wind and will collect all the smell of those shoes and slippers into your house causing sickness. The chi then travels about in your house looking for water to stay but if there are no water fountains or fish tanks, then the chi will be dispersed by the wind.

Place an indoor water fountain on the northeast side. This position is a favourable area to attract whatever you want in your life.

There should be no mirrors opposite your bed or at the side of your bed. Therefore, do not place mirrors anywhere you like and especially in your bedroom.

Always open your bedroom windows at least once 20 minutes a day to allow fresh chi to come in. We do this so that it allows fresh new chi from outside to come into your bedroom; if not, you will be sleeping with stale chi every night. And if that happens, then how can you expect your life to bring in more good fortune to come to you? So open that window and never mind if dusts come in! The great good that you can have will far exceeds the time you take to clean off the dusts.

In the kitchen, ensure that opposite your stove there is no refrigerator, washing machine, washbasin and toilet. The fire and water clash, causing family members to have disagreements.

Some Ideas to wake up feeling more Energized

Getting 7 to 8 hours of sleep is ideal. Also, a fitness plan consisting of at least 30 minutes of cardio workouts (running, elliptical, bike... anything that elevates your heart rate) 3 to 5 days a week will help your body to relax during the night in order to recuperate. Thus, you will sleep more soundly, and wake up more refreshed. Also, a cup of coffee never hurts on those really tough mornings!

Sugar helps you to gain energy very fast so if you have something sweet, it will help you to feel more energized. If you are a coffee drinker, add some sugar . If not, have a cereal bar with a sweet taste of honey or something like that.. if you are on diet, just use the sugar substitute ones.

Caffeine works for some people just fine.. They could go on with their days with a black cup of coffee. Try my favorite drink, which is a little bit of both, a vanilla late sugar free, fat free. You can never do something to wake you up early , if you are not a morning person.. Believe me. I have tried everything already but what you could try is how to make it feel better after the alarm goes off and get on with your life with more energy.

You should eat protein at every meal, eat fruits and vegetables and complex carbs. You need to eat at least 1200 calories a day. I eat between 1600 and 1800 calories a day and have 6 small meals a day. I work out lifting weights 3 times a week and do cardio once a week. If you don't eat enough your body will slow down its metabolism because it thinks it is starving. This is NOT healthy.

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Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"? To this Arthur Ashe replied: The world over -- 5 crore children start playing tennis, 50 lakh learn to play tennis, 5 lakh learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?". And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"

Happiness keeps u Sweet, Trials keep u Strong, Sorrow keeps u Human...

What is Life Style

In sociology, a lifestyle is the way a person (or a group) lives. This includes patterns of social relations, consumption, entertainment, and dress. A lifestyle typically also reflects an individual's attitudes, values or worldview.

The following is a partial list of lifestyles that can be found in the 21st century. t is worth noting that these are not strict and well-definied categories; there may be considerable overlap between many of them, and an individual may identify as belonging to, or enjoying the activities associated with, more than one group. In addition, many of these categories themselves contain subclasses and subcultures.

Types of Life Styles:

1 General
2 Income or occupation based lifestyles
3 Consumption-based lifestyles
4 Lifestyles based on social and political issues
5 Lifestyle classifications used in marketing
6 Military lifestyles
7 Sexual lifestyles
8 Lifestyles based on spiritual or religious preferences
9 Musical subculture lifestyles
10 Lifestyles based on recreation


Descriptions General Lifestyles:

* Activism
* Asceticism
* Modern Primitivism
* Back to the land
* Bibliophilia
* Bohemianism
* Clothes free
* Communal living
* Groupie lifestyle
* Hippie
* Nomadism
* Quirkyalone
* Rural lifestyle
* Simple living
* Traditional lifestyle

What makes a life beautiful....?

Your heart full of sweet dreams, and a brain full of lots of positive powers...

Life is beautiful when you love and be loved. When you give and give more, when you offer much and don't expect something in return. It's the way where you are grateful everyday. Be thankful for what is freely given because we have a chance to explore it everyday, we have an opportunity to make it more beautiful and make it more rewarding.

Recipe to Fairness

Foodstuffs that are act as lightening agents. Fruits such as pineapples, lemons, berries etc. contain vitamin C and are perfect for your complexion.

Crush any one of these fruits and apply on your skin. Leave for 30 minutes and wash off with water.

Curd can also be used for the same purpose. It has a lightening and exfoliating effect on the skin.

You can also use lemon and besan / gram flour paste. Rub it on your face in a circular motion for 10-15 minutes and then wash it off with water.

Save and dry the peels of orange in sunlight until they are dries completely.. Resever the peels and gring a few peels to a powder form and save it in a air tight small bottle.

Take 2 or 3 pinch of powder and add raw milk( milk thats not boiled) to make a paste and apply iton your face. leave it for 30 min to dry..after the mask is dried, wet your hand and rub your face...Now te dired peel is acting as a scrub..Do this daily for 15-20 days and once you are satified,use this mask twice a week..

This pack will make your skin radiant,fair,clean and absolutely ready for a party.

Save Javar flour in a glass bottle. Take a tsp if this flour and add milk or rose water and apply onn your face and rub your face..this is not a mask..its a face wash....Do trhis daily ..for better result do this twice a day.

For acne and pimples ...apply raddish juice on the affected area's 4-6 times a day(daily)

For dark circles under your eyes- Fill your mouth with water..(fil it so much that yooour mouth has no place for more water) Now Splash cold water with a jerk and force on your closed eyes for 20 times....Now throw out the water from your mouth and repeat the same process for 3 times at a time......