Friday, June 29, 2007

Certification Exams offer by Microsoft

MCSE Certificaton
70-086 Microsoft Implementing and Supporting Systems Management Server 2.0
70-210 Microsoft Installing, Configuring and Administering Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional
70-214 Microsoft Implementing and Administering Security in a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network
70-215 Microsoft Installing, Configuring and Administering Microsoft Windows 2000 Server
70-216 Microsoft Implementing and Administering a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network Infrastructure
70-217 Microsoft Implementing and Administering a Microsoft Windows 2000 Directory
70-218 Microsoft Managing a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network Environment
70-219 Microsoft Designing a Microsoft Windows 2000 Directory Services Infrastructure
70-220 Microsoft Designing Security for a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network
70-221 Microsoft Designing a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network Infrastructure
70-222 Microsoft Migrating from Windows NT 4.0 to Windows 2000
70-223 Microsoft Installing, Configuring, and Administering Clustering Services by Using Windows 2000


MCDBA Certification
70-215 Microsoft Installing, Configuring and Administering Microsoft Windows 2000 Server
70-216 Microsoft Implementing and Administering a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network Infrastructure
70-228 Microsoft Installing, Configuring and Administering Microsoft SQL Server 2000, Enterprise Edition
70-229 Microsoft Designing and Implementing Databases with Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Enterprise Edition
70-305 Microsoft Developing and Implementing Web Applications with Microsoft Visual Basic .NET
70-306 Microsoft Developing Windows-based Applications with Microsoft Visual Basic .NET
70-310 Microsoft XML Web Services and Server Components with Visual Basic. .NET
70-315 Microsoft Developing and Implementing Web Applications with Microsoft C# .NET
70-316 Microsoft Developing Windows-based Applications with Microsoft C# .NET
70-320 Microsoft XML Web Services and Server Components with C#.NET


MCSA Certification
70-210 Microsoft Installing, Configuring and Administering Microsoft Windows 2000 Professional
70-214 Microsoft Implementing and Administering Security in a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network
70-215 Microsoft Installing, Configuring and Administering Microsoft Windows 2000 Server
70-216 Microsoft Implementing and Administering a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network Infrastructure
70-218 Microsoft Managing a Microsoft Windows 2000 Network Environment
70-224 Microsoft Installing, Configuring and Administering Microsoft Exchange 2000
70-227 Microsoft Installing, Configuring, and Administering Microsoft Internet Security and Acceleration (ISA) Server
70-228 Microsoft Installing, Configuring and Administering Microsoft SQL Server 2000, Enterprise Edition
70-244 Microsoft Supporting and Maintaining a Microsoft Windows NT Server 4.0
70-270 Microsoft Windows XP Professional


MCAD .NET Certification
70-234 Microsoft Designing and Implementing Solutions with Microsoft Commerce 2000 Server
70-305 Microsoft Developing and Implementing Web Applications with Microsoft Visual Basic .NET
70-306 Microsoft Developing Windows-based Applications with Microsoft Visual Basic .NET
70-310 Microsoft XML Web Services and Server Components with Visual Basic. .NET
70-315 Microsoft Developing and Implementing Web Applications with Microsoft C# .NET
70-316 Microsoft Developing Windows-based Applications with Microsoft C# .NET
70-320 Microsoft XML Web Services and Server Components with C#.NET
70-330 Microsoft Implementing Security for Applications with Microsoft Visual Basic .NET
70-340 Microsoft Implementing Security for Applications with Microsoft Visual C# .NET


MCSD .NET Certification
70-229 Microsoft Designing and Implementing Databases with Microsoft SQL Server 2000 Enterprise Edition
70-234 Microsoft Designing and Implementing Solutions with Microsoft Commerce 2000 Server
70-300 Microsoft Analyzing Requirements and Defining .NET Solution Architectures
70-301 Microsoft RE's Managing, Organizing, and Delivering IT Projects by Using Microsoft Solutions Framework 3.0
70-305 Microsoft Developing and Implementing Web Applications with Microsoft Visual Basic .NET
70-306 Microsoft Developing Windows-based Applications with Microsoft Visual Basic .NET
70-310 Microsoft XML Web Services and Server Components with Visual Basic. .NET
70-315 Microsoft Developing and Implementing Web Applications with Microsoft C# .NET
70-316 Microsoft Developing Windows-based Applications with Microsoft C# .NET
70-320 Microsoft XML Web Services and Server Components with C#.NET
70-330 Microsoft Implementing Security for Applications with Microsoft Visual Basic .NET
70-340 Microsoft Implementing Security for Applications with Microsoft Visual C# .NET


MOUS Certification
MOS-A2K Microsoft Microsoft Access 2000 Core (MOUS)
MOS-E2E Microsoft Microsoft Excel 2000 Expert (MOUS)
MOS-E2K Microsoft Microsoft Excel 2000 Core (MOUS)
MOS-O2K Microsoft Outlook 2000
MOS-P2K Microsoft Microsoft PowerPoint 2000
MOS-W2E Microsoft Microsoft Word 2000 Expert
MOS-W2K Microsoft Microsoft Word 2000 Core (MOUS)


Microsoft Certified Technology Specialist (MCTS)
• Technology Specialist: .NET Framework 2.0 Web Applications
• Technology Specialist: .NET Framework 2.0 Windows Applications
• Technology Specialist: .NET Framework 2.0 Distributed Applications
• Technology Specialist: SQL Server 2005
• Technology Specialist: SQL Server 2005 Business Intelligence
• Technology Specialist: BizTalk Server 2006
• Technology Specialist: Microsoft Office Live Communications Server 2005
• Technology Specialist: Microsoft Exchange Server 2007, Configuration
• Technology Specialist: Microsoft Office SharePoint Server 2007, Configuration
• Technology Specialist: Microsoft Office SharePoint Server 2007, Application Development
• Technology Specialist: Windows Mobile 5.0, Applications
• Technology Specialist: Windows Mobile 5.0, Implementing and Managing
• Technology Specialist: Windows Server 2003 Hosted Environments, Configuration, and Management
• Technology Specialist: Windows SharePoint Services 3.0, Application Development
• Technology Specialist: Windows SharePoint Services 3.0, Configuration
• Technology Specialist: Windows Vista and 2007 Microsoft Office System Desktops, Deploying and Maintaining
• Technology Specialist: Windows Vista, Configuration

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What is CSS declaration?
How do I design for backward compatibility using Style Sheets?
Which set of definitions, HTML attributes or CSS properties, take precedence?
How do I combine multiple sheets into one?
Why does my content shift to the left on some pages (in FF)?
Which browsers support CSS?
What is a Style Sheet?
Why do style sheets exist?
What is ID selector?
What is embedded style? How to link?
What is CSS rule ‘ruleset’?
What are Style Sheets?
Is CSS case sensitive?
What is external Style Sheet? How to link?
What are Cascading Style Sheets?
Can I include comments in my Style Sheet?
Which characters can CSS-names contain?
Are Style Sheets case sensitive?
What are inline, block, parent, children, replaced and floating elements?
What is cascade?
Can I attach more than one declaration to a selector?
What is initial value?
What is value?
What is shorthand property?
What is property?
What is ‘important’ declaration?

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Some more Interesting

11. Kangaroos can't walk backwards.
12. About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday.
13. The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887.
14. The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.
15. Former president Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency .
16. Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints.
17. There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human.
18. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.
19. The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002.
20. Octopus have three hearts.
21. If you ate too many carrots, you'd turn orange.
22. The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.
23. 1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or older.
24. The body has 2-3 million sweat glands.
25. Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs.
26. Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.
27. Most cats are left pawed.
28. 250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
29. A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant.
30. You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!.
31. Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours.
32. An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce.
33. Bone is five times stronger than steel.

Did you know?

1. The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long.
2. Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile.
3. A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
4. A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane)
5. There are as many chickens on earth as there are humans.
6. One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
7. The word "set " has the most number of definitions in the English language;192
8. Slugs have four noses.
9. Sharks can live up to 100 years .
10. Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.

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A converstaion before and after the wedding

Before the marriage:

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.

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Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Simplicity of Men Vs Complexity of Women !!!

HER DIARY

Day night, I thought he was acting
weird. We had made
plans to meet at a
cafe to have some coffee. I was
shopping with my friends
all day long, soI
thought he was upset at the fact that I
was a bit late,
but he made no
comment.Conversation wasn’t flowing so
I suggested that
we go somewhere
quiet so we could talk, he agreed but
he kept quiet and
absent.I asked
him what was wrong – he said,
“Nothing.“I asked him if
it was my fault
that he was upset. He said it had
nothing to do with me
and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved
him, he simply
smiled and kept
driving. I can’t explain his
behavior; I don’t know
why he didn’t say,
“I love u,too.“When we got home I felt
as if I had lost
him, as if he
wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat
there and watched TV.;
he seemed distant and absent.Finally I
decided to go to
bed. About 10
minutes later he came to bed. I decided
that I could not
take it anymore,
so I decided to confront him with the
situation but he
had fallen asleep.I
started crying and cried until I too
fell asleep. I
don’t know what to
do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts
are with someone
else. My life is a
disaster.

HIS DIARY

Today India lost the cricket match
against bangladesh .
DAMN IT.

NOW that’s called ,

Simplicity of Men Vs Complexity of Women !!!

Saturday, June 2, 2007

Do you know?

1. Cows have an average lifespan of 7 years. Big Bertha was the oldest cow ever recorded, when she reached 48 in 1993.
She also holds the record for producing the most number of calves – 39.

2. A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth.

3. Ants can carry up to 10 times their own weight.

4. Male orangutans are 4 times stronger than the average man.

5. A woodchuck only breathes 10 times during hibernation.

6. 1 in every 4 animals is a beetle.

7. Camels can produce up to 600 litres of milk a year. They can also close their nostrils.

8. A blue whale’s heart beats only 9 times a minute.

9. The blue-ringed octopus starts life the size of a pea and is fully grown at the size of a golf ball,

but it carries enough poison to kill 26 adults within minutes.

10. A hippo can run faster than a man.

Weird Facts

Frogs use their eyeballs to push food down their throat.

A snail’s pace is 0.00625 miles per hour.

Bees are born fully grown.

The only food cockroaches won’t eat is cucumber.

A humpback Whales penis can be longer than 10 feet.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.

When the Americans first sent man into space they spent a million dollars developing a pen which
could write in the conditions of zero gravity. The Russians used a pencil.
97% of paper money in the USA contains traces of cocaine.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can’t stick its tongue out.

A shrimp’s heart is in its head.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can’t vomit.

The “sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

87% lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.

Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza very day.

Every time you lick a stamp, you’re consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.