Sunday, August 5, 2007

Weird Doubts!!!!!!!!!!

1) If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)



2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)



3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)



4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole

airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)



5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)



6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)



7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)



8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)



9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)



10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)



12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)



13.What cam! e first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)



14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)



15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)



16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )



17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)



18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isnt it)



19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)



20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? (i dont have a change to try)



21.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)



22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)



23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)

Pregnancy Glossary

Alpha-Fetoprotein Test (AFP) : Blood test given between the 15th and 20th weeks of pregnancy to screen for abnormalities, including neural-tube defects and Down syndrome.

Breech Birth : When the baby’s buttocks, knees or feet appear first during delivery; usually results in a Cesarean section.

Contractions (labor pains) : Tightening of the uterus to expel the baby; contractions become stronger and more frequent as labor progresses.

Dilation : Opening of the cervix during labor to allow the baby to pass through; 10 centimeters is considered fully dilated.

Embryo : The developing fertilized egg until the eighth week of pregnancy.

Forceps Delivery : Placing spoon-like instruments around the baby’s head to facilitate delivery.

Gestational Age : The fetus’s age measured from the first day of the mother’s last menstrual period; an average pregnancy lasts 280 days, or about 40 weeks, from that day.

Human Chorionic Gonadotropin (HCG) A hormone produced by the embryo and thought to be related to nausea in early pregnancy.

Induction : Using artificial means to start labor, such as puncturing the membranes or giving oxytocin (Pitocin)

Kick Count : A record kept during late pregnancy of the number of times a fetus moves over a certain period of time

Low Birthweight : A baby weighing less than 5 1/2 pounds at birth

Morning Sickness : Nausea and vomiting, usually occurring during the first 13 weeks of pregnancy

Neonate : The newborn until 4 weeks of age

Post-term Pregnancy : A pregnancy that lasts beyond 42 weeks from the first day of the mother’s last menstrual period

Quickening : When the mother first feels the fetus move, usually between weeks 18–22

Rupture of Membranes (breaking of waters) : Breaking of the membranes that make up the amniotic sac during or before labor

Station : The relationship of the baby’s head during labor to bony knobs in the pelvis; positive numbers indicate delivery is closer

Transition stage : The period during labor when the cervix dilates from 8–10 centimeters

Ultrasound (sonogram) : A device that uses high-frequency sound waves to produce a picture of the fetus in utero umbilical cord The structure that connects the baby’s bloodstream to the mother’s

Vacuum Extraction : The use of suction to help guide the baby’s head out of the birth canal

Zygote :A fertilized egg; becomes embryo

Some tips for pregnant women

Visit your gynaecologist regularly. Do not take any decisions regarding diet, medication or exercise on your own. Your doctor knows better.

Get early and regular prenatal care. It doesn't matter if this is your first pregnancy or if you have already had children.

Eat a healthy diet that includes fruits, vegetables, grains and calcium - rich foods. Choose foods low in saturated fat.

Unless your doctor instructs you otherwise, try to be physically active for 30 minutes, most days of the week. If you are pressed for time, you can get your activity in through 10 minute segments, three times a day.

If you smoke, drink alcohol, or use drugs, STOP. These can cause long-term damage to your baby. Talk with your doctor steps to take to stop smoking. Talk with a member of your faith community, a counselor, a trusted friend, or your doctor if you are concerned about your alcohol or drug use.

Ask your doctor before taking any medicine, even over-the-counter medicines. Some medicines are not safe to take during pregnancy.

Avoid hot tubs or saunas and x-rays during pregnancy.

Do not empty the cat litter when you are pregnant. It may contain a parasite that causes an infection called toxoplasmosis, which can cause birth defects. Also, use gloves when working in garden areas used by cats.

Don't eat uncooked or undercooked meats or fish.

Stay away from toxic chemicals like insecticides, solvents (like some cleaners or paint thinners), lead, and mercury. Most dangerous household products will have pregnancy warnings on their labels. Ask your health care provider about products if you are unsure.

Limit or eliminate your caffeine intake from coffee, tea, sodas, medications, and chocolate.

Many women continue working through pregnancy. Staying active might help you stay healthier. If you have a question about the safety of your particular job,think.

Get informed. Read books, watch videos, and talk with experienced moms.

Listening to pleasant, mild music, watching pleasant things, and doing things that you enjoy doing the most will keep you happy and generate positive vibes.

Spend a lot of time with your husband, for it's your child and you will certainly have plenty of things to discuss. After all, these are special moments in one's life!