Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Nash

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."- Anonymous

"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."- Henny Youngman

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."- Rodney Dangerfield

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."- Milton Berle

"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."- Anonymous

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."- Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

By all means .... MARRIAGE

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."- Socrates

Love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste." - David Bissonette

"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."- Sacha Guitry

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together."- Hemant Joshi

"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."- Dumas

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? " - Sigmund Freud

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me" - Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."- Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."- Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."- James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." -
Patrick Murray

Healthy benefits of WALKING

The best thing about walking is that it doesn't require a doctor's prescription, has no side effects and it has several healthy benefits. Walking can be extremely fulfilling as an exercise and at the same time, we can have fun with our friends and pets.

Walking is extremely beneficial in many ways. Not only does it help in burning the extra calories, it reduces the risk of many health diseases and it makes us work better, feel better and sleep better. Some of the ways that walking can be helpful are as follows:

Help in burning extra fat

Controlling the blood pressure

Reduce the risk of heart attacks

Reduce the risk of some kind of cancers

Help in avoiding depression

Increase in longevity as we walk

Help in reducing stress

Reducing back pain

Make your muscles, bones and joints strong

Feel more energetic during the day

Feel happier

Sound sleep in the night

Helpful in reducing cholesterol

Helpful in controlling body fat

Treatment of Type Two diabetes

Improved metabolism

So, with walking we are bound to increase our health and freedom from many health problems.